Madonna posting pictures of herself on Instagram drinking a martini and then sweating. She really knows how to push those boundaries, that woman.
Why does Rafael Alencar have to be so cruel with his cock? Nightcharm asks the question.
Carmen Miranda born on this day in 1909 (d. 1956 aged 45 of a heart attack).
She usually let her headgear do the talking, but here are a couple of choice quotes:
Look at me and tell me if I don’t have Brazil in every curve of my body.
I say 20 words in English. I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog! I say yes, no and I say money, money, money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.
To commemorate the occasion, your assigment is to find a way to introduce each of those quotes into a conversation before midnight. Using them in the same conversation is perfectly acceotable.
Meet Carter Jacobs, who performs at Chaos Men. Click through to see more, if you like.
JAMES DEAN born on this day (8 February) in 1931. He died 30 September, 1955, aged 24. Wikipedia describes the scene:
[NICE TRIBUTE TO ARPAD]
It’s Zsa Zsa’s birthday today and what that means is that yes, believe it or not, she is still alive.
No doubt her years of vigorous exercise are key to her longevity, I mean, look at the work she puts in:
ARPAD MIKLOS DEAD AT 45
Now, count backwards slowly from 100 to zero out loud, bitch.
All this carry-on about the reconstructed face of King Richard III (which, in my opinion, looks a dead ringer for Glenda Jackson) only reminds me of the time they reconstructed the face of King Tut, only to find to everyone’s surprise — except perhaps Shirley MacLaine’s — that the Boy King was actually the original Barbra Queen.
If you’re Shirley MacLaine’s daughter, just be careful you know exactly what she’s talking about when you’re in the next room and she’s ordering people to “give my daughter the shot!”.
In her memoirs, Lucky Me: My Life With — And Without — My Mom, Shirley’s daughter Sachi recounts how, at 17, she and then-boyfriend Brad were introduced to her mum’s sex therapist.
Shirley and her sex therapist urged Sachi and Brad — both virgins at the time — to have sex for the first time.
“It would be a fabulous opportunity for Sachi, to have her first introduction to sex with all of us here as a support group,” one of the sex therapists said. “We could talk about it afterwards and validate her feelings.”
Shirley agreed, “I think it’s a wonderful idea. We’re all here to help you, sweetheart”.
Sachi, now 56, likened the experience to “Mia Farrow surrounded by the Satanists in Rosemary’s Baby”.
In the book, she wrote, “Once our mission was accomplished, we had to face the next hurdle: reporting back. We hid out in the bedroom until we heard a light knock on the door, and Mom’s voice, “Is everything OK in there?”
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